The members for Jackoff-Jackoff, being persons of the 'personal' sex thought it appropriate to conubially caress themselves, in the 'fashion', and were quite alone in the multiplicity of their actions.

The media was astounded when jerking-off was equated to breast-feeding in the House. Showing 'self-affection' is a natural metabolical thing, ennit? After all, most of them were using a 'Kleenex', as was apparent from the front-row seated members hereby involved.

The debate hereon still rages. The media ecstatic!

The Speaker of the House had to make some decision, so, banging his 'Come To Order' stick he initiated the debate. "Respected members of the House. We must decide on what is to be allowed herein".

But then he made the mistake of performing that natural function we all have, of urinating!! Urinating, out of sight, into the corner of his vestibule.

'Relieving a natural urge' is a natural metabolical thing, ennit?

All these little, "I"s, being unleashed, without Bicameral, right-lobe directive, appear to have problems, don't they, eh?!

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